Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
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i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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