Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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