hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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