Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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