But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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