It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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