would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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