Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My breasts were aching with rage.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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