so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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