According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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