Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm sobbing to NWA
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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