At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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