In the future we'll all be gay
You just made me feel so damn special
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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