honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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