So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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