Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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