Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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