Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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