I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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