i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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