some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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