i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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