areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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