my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
In America we eat man semen.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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