So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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