We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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