i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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