That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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