I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
this will be a night to untag.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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