then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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