New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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