grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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