how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I have aggressive nipples.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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