The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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