I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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