Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
that's an acceptable place to lick
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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