I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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