She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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