Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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