Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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