I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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