Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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