Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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