Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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