the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Damn victory sex feels great
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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