writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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