Got a toothbrush?
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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