just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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