This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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