last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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Inconspicuously
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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